Matt started it with this post, asking for 12 Reasons why your class is the best lover. Here is the evidence that Rogues are the best:
- We don’t just fall asleep straight after (Quick Recovery)
- We have staying power (Vigor and Endurance)
- We can find the “right spot” for any partner (Find Weakness)
- We are very good with our hands (Dual Wield Spec and Sleight of Hands)
- We know all the Dirty Tricks
- We are aware that Preparation and Setup are fundamental
- We have an uncanny predisposition to undress our partner (Expose Armor)
- Have some kind of “problem” in the bedroom? No worries, we can provide solutions with our knowledge of poisons and herbs
- We are ready at every Opportunity
- We have an instant protection against deseases (Cloak of Shadow)
- We often take the Initiative
- And last in the list but certainly not in importance… Rogues do it from behind 😉
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September 17, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Matticus
I saw that last one coming a mile away =). Haha, what a great read.
September 19, 2008 at 8:23 am
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September 19, 2008 at 11:10 pm
teh Khol Abides
You forgot that we have limitless energy and even when we’re exhausted, we can always pull up a quick Adrenaline Rush to keep us going.
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October 9, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Jenny
Oops, sorry azande. In my attempt to find the original author, I backtracked a step too far; my apologies. It is a great post, so I want to give proper credit due. Thank you for replying about it; I is fixed now. I first found it through a link at http://www.parrydogespin.com.
October 22, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Greg
Very funny read, especially since Rogues are the best class anyway. 😉
Also enjoyed teh Khol’s response.
November 17, 2008 at 5:04 am
busc
Rogues do it from behind, Stunningly 😀 !!
December 19, 2008 at 3:29 pm
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January 21, 2009 at 1:45 pm
visin77
Haha, hearing this coming from a fellow Rogue brightens my day. We really do it from behind? Don’t you hate that thing called “Parry” anyways?
Thanks for the laugh!
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